Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up
this is hell
Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
seriously, grow up please.
if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up
what if it’s not your mom who uses them
i am now my own humanstuck aradia headcannon XD
Oh gosh I will try
I do basic closed mouths like
altered pretty easily for parted lips
You can put as much or as little definition into your teeth as you like, but I go about halfway
And remember that it’s dark inside mouths, and that there’s a tongue in there. I’m terrible at tips, I’m sorry! Polararts has a much better tutorial haha.
Naw, teeth are helpful~ I forgot to mention how to do those. xD
lmao no matter what you do dont ask me to explain this hehe
|—||Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via littlebirdsansaa)|
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
this describes my life
it’s a 1 not L
we’ve been doing it wrong
So it’s technically tumboner?
And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.
guys i just typed in tumb1r.com into the webpage address aND IT BROUGHT ME TO MY DASHBOARD IT WORKS ITS TRUE WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY
This is where numbers in URLs came from
Our favorite park is in full bloom.